Cheezer and Louzer

I’ve always thought Darwin had the right idea but this is just scary. England’s grey squirrel population is being threatened by a new mutant variety of black squirrels. The article doesn’t mention a specific death toll, but it does say the black squirrels are “rampaging through parks and woodlands” and, “The upstarts are genetic mutations of greys, but have a darker fur and higher levels of the male sex hormone testosterone – making them more aggressive and more successful.”.

They’re mutating now, people! When will the world wake up???!?!??