Hmmm, almost perfect solution
I found a video that shows one guy’s almost perfect solution to his obvious problem with squirrels.
Warning: If you’re offended by things that hurt small animals, you probably shouldn’t watch this, but if you, like me, are all for eradicating squirrels from the world, then check this out:
The only issue I have with this is that they invited the evil beasties up onto their porch. I would place it down in the yard, wayyyy back away from the house and add on a remote control for the trigger somehow. Then it would be perfect.