The Master Has Arisen. The Hellmouth opens soon…
Prepare for the onslaught, America. Soon you will see what I’ve been warning you about the last few years.
In this EarthTimes story, we learn how the town of Norcross GA is stricken with fear by a white squirrel. Check out what the local authorities are saying already:
“I don’t know how long he’s been there,” City Clerk Susan Brooks told the newspaper. “He is kind of cute.”
To any sane outside observer, this is clearly a sighting of the usually very elusive Master of All Squirrels, similar to this Master from Buffy. These people must be under His spell already since they are unable to distinguish the difference between evil incarnate and a Disney film character.
What we need now is a Buffy the Squirrel Killer. I’d volunteer except I’m really busy these days doing, ummmmmm… stuff.
