Dog Stroller!
Yes, the rumors are true. I did buy Caesar a dog stroller. It’s nicer than Sean’s old stroller! I didn’t think there was such a thing as a dog stroller, but they do exist. Very snazzy, too! Caesar did take it out for a test drive the day it was delivered, but I have yet to get any pictures of him in it. It’s been too blazin’ hot to venture out, so I’ll post some pix when it cools down. He does adore it. Quite fitting for His Royal Highness. Should anyone see the dog’s lawyer. please pass this information along, as the Seedy Lawyer is always trying to land me in jail for pug abuse.
In the past, he has accused me of keeping the pugs like slaves in squalid conditions, without food, and very little pay for work done. I do have evidence to the contrary for many of these accusations, but the lawyer always manages to twist my words and accusations fly regarding photo-doctoring. Since I hardly have the time to fire-up PhotoShop, that point is just ridiculous. Tah for now.
